Winesburg, Indiana: Found in The Placebo - The Yearbook of Emile Durkheim High School

Carl Frankenstein, Custodian I am a big man, a big man with an unfortunate name. The embroidery on my uniform stretches way beyond the pocket, over sews the placket. An ugly man who lives alone. A man who will not unlist his home phone number. A man who answers every phone call each night. “Frankenstein,” I answer. I hear the murmuring laughs.